Texas chili bone

when a girl shaves her pubes into your mouth, then put them on your dick, then ass fuck her.

Dude, my grandma and i performed a Texas chili bone last night. it was fucking hot.

by big old boner November 10, 2009

Texas Hold 'Em

While a male is fucking a female doggy style, preferably one with little (to no) anal sex experience, he quickly pulls out and slams his cock in her ass then holds on tight for as long as he can.

My girl never played poker before...so i taught her how to play Texas Hold 'Em

by Luke and Matt from Texas June 22, 2008

Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.

Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.

by Robo January 3, 2005

Texas Drip drop

when your balls are dripping with sweat from the Texas heat

when ur outside in the texas heat and ur balls are sweating that is called a texas drip drop

by jorge vanegas September 15, 2010

texas hot love

This is when a rich texan oil baron demands his fiery oil drums be emptied all over some young ho..

"Hey baby come back to my place and let me pump empty my full oil drums and give you some oily texas hot love"

To which she replied. Why not cowboy! Yeee hah!

by tomchod June 26, 2008

Texas Hammer Stick

When you are having sex with a girl and right before you cum you pull out, bust on her face, and then smack her in the head with your dick causing her to become unconscious.

Kyle: "So Jake, how did your night go?"
Jake: "Great i gave her the Texas Hammer Stick."

by Jonny Jimboy November 11, 2010

Texas Belt Buckle

Pulling your nut sack over top of your penis out of pants to rest as a belt buckle. Leaving the penis still inside your pants only exposing the balls.

look at Dave’s Texas belt buckle!!! His nut sack is so tight it looks like it’s going to burst.

by S.Hoover August 20, 2019