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captain planet cool

something that is either cooler than the sum of its parts or cooler than previous examples provided
Mortal Kombat and Street Fighter may be sick but Marvel vs Capcom is Captain Planet Cool
by JackieChanThumbsUp January 17, 2011
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Cool sorry bro

This is the proper phrase for interrupting a boring monologue while simultaneously tripping or smacking the offender.
Unlike "cool story bro," this phrase can instantly end the conversation.
Boring person: "And then I drove my minivan to the pharmacy and I was only five minutes ahead of schedule and..."
Victim: *Smack* "Cool sorry bro"
by KristopherWindsor June 8, 2011
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baby cool whip

a crazy drug that makes you trip out and see birds
Tom took that baby cool whip and now hes licking his own shoe
by baby cool whip man December 9, 2010
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Cool Story Blow

when someones on your dick accussing you of sommin stupid

on your dick like a blowjob
''did you complete a bowel movement and release a stool upon my unsuspecting dog''

''cool story blow''

''did you deplete your bladder on my toilet''

''cool story blow''

''did you cut the brakes on my wheelchair''

''cool story blow''
by MozeleyBaby November 24, 2010
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Cool Definitions for Names

Cool Definitions for Names are COOL. Usually, people type someones name as a word and then a really funny definition. Sadly, they don't have all the names in the world. My name is really weird and they don't have a funny definition for mine, they just have the actual definition for my name. All the popular kids on snapchat post about their name and how funny it is. My friend {Breah} has a funny definition for hers. I'm honestly TRIGGERED.
OMG! Did you see those Cool Definitions for Names on Urban Dictionary? Mine is the freaking funniest!
by YesimaCookie December 17, 2016
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Cool female geek

A girl or woman, seen as good looking and hot, sometimes found sporting full sleeve tattoos and loved by many. Underlying this coolness exists the ability to knit, but to not look like one who knits, her coolness hiding her geeky ways. Very few in existence but have been sighted on the south coast of England but this has never been verified.
Wow, she's hot but she knits? That's one cool female geek!
by Blowfish71 September 12, 2016
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Cool Waffle Man

Cool waffle man is a criminal cause burning down pancake factory and caught stealing waffle irons
Cool waffle man: "cool waffle man is a criminal, if found call 911 immediately"
by HumanitysDying January 8, 2020
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