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nipple fap

The action of fapping your nipples really fast.
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Barbra:"Jason! What are you doing?"

Jason:" What? You don't know nipple fap?
Barbra:"Ohs...Carry on then!" :3
by MexicanTacosWithSombreros January 11, 2014
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Nipple Snipper

Pinching a nipple between pointer and middle finger like your cutting a nipple with scissors
I was wrestling my friend when out of no where, he busts out the "nipple snipper". all I could do is tap out .
by Grahamr queen July 29, 2025
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Dairy Nipples

A lot of people may wonder if Harris Teeters (AKA Hairy Teeters, Hairy Teeth (Hairy Teethers) or Even a Hairy Tooth (Hairy Toothers) are the same things as Hairy Deuters (Thou Shalt Not Deuteronomy), Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots), Hairy Dooters and Hairy Doots. No, but they are similar in the fact that Hairy Dooters (AKA Hairy Doots) resemble 5th assholes covered in black hair that can appear anywhere on your body and Harris Teeters along with Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots) are like 5th hairy nipples that can do the same.

In some extreme cases, you may have everything from the Dirty Hairies and the Hairy Canaries down to the Dirty Cahooters and the Wooly Babullies, Doodie Croutons, Dut Cracks and the whole nine yards.

Dairy Nipples and Nairy Dipples are fifth hairless nipples that can grow anywhere on your body. These are a lot like Hairy Dooters & Hairy Deuters (AKA Hairy Doots which are fifth hairy assholes) and Dairy Hooters (AKA Dairy Hoots which are fifth hairy nipples), only the latter ones listed here just so happen to produce hair, not so unlike a Harris Teeter.
"Thou shalt not forsake the name of my dairy nipples in vain!"
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 27, 2023
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Nipple Cripple

the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"

"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"

"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"

*viciously rips nipples"

"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
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Nipple sharpening

When it´s so cold your nipples harden to the point they can slice steel.
Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
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Twisting A Cows Nipples

“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.
damn you retard, your really “ Twisting A Cows Nipples ” at this point.
by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023
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Humble Nipple

A proportionate and lively nipple that sits beautifully while unassumingly on ones frame. The Humble Nipple exudes power, demands respect, and is both pretty and happy.
Ms. Anderson's humble nipples were just barely pressing through her tank top this morning, to the joy and acknowledgement of her 8th grade pottery class.
by SodSod1392 June 16, 2024
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