Brandon Howard

Former CEO of parchmentpaper.com
Brandon Howard: "Must be tough living life on easy mode"
by Cheesy6341 May 29, 2024
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Brandon J

Known as BJ by many. If you see this guy on road don’t bother running, he will give you his money and probably blow you a kiss aswell because he is a fruity don. Usually very lanky but has a small penis. Probably has feeling for his boys in the group chat but keeps it to himself cuz he don’t wanna roll batty to the bredrin.
“You man cross the road Brandon J is coming”
Rah say less mans not tryna hold dat kiss”
by HavishamSingh82 August 01, 2019
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Wendy + Brandon

The best couple to ever exist ever. Everyone from far and wide knows of them, they are known as the perfect couple. Everyone strives to be like Wendy and Brandon.
Simp: Wow I wish I could get a relationship like Wendy + Brandon.

*starts to watch pokimane and jerk off*
by JewBurner420000 April 05, 2021
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Brandon Mills

A fucking hot man, I would smash any day, would date anyday, would let him pound my bussy, I had a crush on him at one point. Very sensitive and nice, also very rugged and handsome looking.
person one - Would you let Brandon Mills pound your bussy
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
by UwU_femboy_nyaaa~ April 23, 2024
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Brandon Jerry

He is albino
Hey that guy is albino he is just lie Brandon Jerry!
by himynameisl September 30, 2021
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Brandon Boxley

Brandon Boxley is a hero for all proud EDL members across the Midlands. He has protected his house from all fags in a 50 mile radius by chopping all their dicks off. In addition to to this he has had sex with every women in the West Midlands, at the same time. The man has achieved incredible feats like lasting for hours at a time and just a single glance or whiff of his magnificent smell will immediately attract all women in a 10 mile radius to him.
Girl: OMG IS THAT BRANDON BOXLEY?

Brandon Boxley: Yes, clothes off now.
Girl: Of course daddy!
by Sjjehrhshaotks April 29, 2021
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An adjective used to express affection and attraction toward an amazing woman when the user is kinda sorta bad expressing affection and attraction in normal ways.
Hey, (insert name) you’re really awesome (brandon’s definition) .....(loaded with hidden meaning)
by JustB November 18, 2020
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