Stomalingus is the oral, anal, stoma sex act where person #1 (who has a throat stoma), lays flat on their back while person #2 straddles their chin/neck. Using their penis, person #2 then penetrates person #1's throat stoma. Simultaneously, person #1 orally stimulates the anus of person #2.
Pete: "Have you ever had your asshole ate, while fucking someones throat hole stoma?"
Charlie: "You mean 'stomalingus'? No man. I don't even know anyone with a stoma in their throat."
Pete: "Well you're missing out! If you ever meet someone with one, you definitely want to find out if they're up for some stomalingus! Trust me, bro. It'll rock your world!"
Charlie: "Haha! Well what about the person you did it with? Would they be down to let me give it a try?"
Pete: "I'll text them now for you, and find out."
Charlie: "Thanks man! You're the best!"
Charlie: "You mean 'stomalingus'? No man. I don't even know anyone with a stoma in their throat."
Pete: "Well you're missing out! If you ever meet someone with one, you definitely want to find out if they're up for some stomalingus! Trust me, bro. It'll rock your world!"
Charlie: "Haha! Well what about the person you did it with? Would they be down to let me give it a try?"
Pete: "I'll text them now for you, and find out."
Charlie: "Thanks man! You're the best!"
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Stomacracia (noun) - a loud and disturbing sound that is produced when a person's body is crushed under a great amount of force or pressure. This word is derived from the Greek word "stomachos," meaning stomach, and the Greek word "kratia," meaning power or strength. The "-ia" suffix is used in Latin to form abstract nouns. While this word is not currently recognized in any formal dictionaries, it was coined by me on the spot to describe a specific and often unsettling sound
Person A: "I was in the park yesterday when I heard this really eerie sound, like a loud stomacracia."
Person B: "That's really disturbing. What do you think it was?"
Person A: "I walked over to the other side of the park and saw that a tree had fallen on a man. The sound I heard was the man's body being crushed under the weight of the tree."
Person B: "Oh my god, that's terrible. Was he okay?"
Person A: "Unfortunately not. He didn't survive the accident."
Person B: "That's really sad. It's awful to think about the sound that his body made in those final moments."
Person A: "Yeah, it was definitely a haunting sound. I won't forget it anytime soon."
Person B: "That's really disturbing. What do you think it was?"
Person A: "I walked over to the other side of the park and saw that a tree had fallen on a man. The sound I heard was the man's body being crushed under the weight of the tree."
Person B: "Oh my god, that's terrible. Was he okay?"
Person A: "Unfortunately not. He didn't survive the accident."
Person B: "That's really sad. It's awful to think about the sound that his body made in those final moments."
Person A: "Yeah, it was definitely a haunting sound. I won't forget it anytime soon."
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(n) A smormoo is a noun that can be used as an alternative (less offensive) way to call someone weird or stupid.
it could also be used as a way to describe someone's fool-hardy activities.
it could also be used as a way to describe someone's fool-hardy activities.
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