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Sleep Crapnea

A debilitating disease, mostly commonly associated with Boston Terriers. They begin snoring while they sleep, followed by large amounts of toxic fumes coming from the rear of the animal
We just found out my dog has sleep crapnea, he snores like a freight train, and farts like mule.
by Terrier Dad January 4, 2023
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sleep

what’s that?
by shxid April 4, 2020
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Sleep and water

What a poor kid eats when they can’t find food in the pantry for dinner. Your little tummy is grumbling, so you sleep and drink water.
Robert: Damn I’m so hungry. I had some sleep and water last night.

Fred: Hey man, I’ve been there before. I can give you something more than that.
by Chroxity3 June 9, 2023
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sleep hubris

The false belief that you can start your day and function with insufficient sleep.
I got 4 hours of sleep and woke up at my alarm, and for all about 10 seconds I had the sleep hubris to think I could start my day... until I crashed back asleep.
by Stopshortphobia2020 March 18, 2023
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Sleep and Food

I'm so tired. I better get some "Sleep and Food".
by TedTheadoreLogan July 23, 2023
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Sleep Drone

The being that is controlled by an extremely drowsy state of mind that will turn off your alarms and answer people who try make sure you’re up in an attempt to make them go away when it’s already time to be moving.

The drone is most active on repeat nights of poor sleep. Sleep apnea and sleep inertia also amplify the experience.
Example 1:
My sleep drone must have gotten up, walked across the room, picked up my alarm clock, and turned it off. I woke up in bed 2 hours late with it wrapped in my hands.

Example 2:
“Hey, you up?!?”
-Person 1

“I am up.”
-Person 2

“Are you moving, you getting ready?”
-Person 1

“Yeeeeees.”
-Person 2

45min Later…

“Gooooooood morning, my alarm didn’t wake me up again.”
-Person 2

“I thought you said you were up”
-Person 1

“What?”
-Person 2

“I asked if you were up and you kept responding you were good and yes.”
-Person 1

I remember nothing of that.”
-Person 2

“Must have been that sleep drone again”
-Person 1
by SweetTeaEnthusiasts November 17, 2023
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