30 seconds rule

An unofficial rule in restaurants that dictates that you have at least 30 seconds to pick up a dropped steak, or lobster etc. from the floor before it's considered contaminated.

Owner:"Hey where are you going with that steak?"

Employee: "It fell on

the floor so, I'm throwing it in the trash?"

Owner: "30 seconds rule, wash it off and put it back on the grill."

by Mackendeez December 20, 2017

second-cousin-5X-removed

Second-cousin-five-times-removed (2C5R).

My second-cousin-5X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

Second Hand Funny

When you re-tell A joke, funny part of a movie or show, or comedy routine to someone and it's far less funny than when you yourself heard it, Also, the teller usually cracks up halfway through, further ruining it.

"Dude I saw this awesome stand-up last night, the guy was like..."

"Woah keep that second hand funny away from me dickhead."

by blobygook May 23, 2013

double-second cousin

Child of their parent's double-first cousins or are the child of their parent’s first cousin with their other parent’s first cousin or are the child of their parent’s maternal first cousin with their parent’s paternal first cousin.

My double-second cousin is a good person.

by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019

Second

First looser

Looser! Second place again!

by KRob April 20, 2019

a quick second

a quick second now means forever and ever

hey madi wanna be my girlfriend for a quick second.

by I went to college October 1, 2020

The special second

This is the second when one knows they will certainly be having an orgasm and they can celebrate the certainty of it occurring until it does.

As Millie was taking matters into her own hands thinking about that certain someone, she overheard an Owl hoot outside. This took her masturbation to a whole new level and she was soon delirious with the special second. Her orgasm drained her and she soon fell asleep sitting on the toilet in the Dairy Queen.

by von groovy August 22, 2024