When two people on opposite sides of the world put a piece of bread on the ground in unison. This act puts the Earth in the middle of a sandwich
Crack Smoker 1: yo dude if you finna put some bread on the ground and some ching chong in china do it too then yall make an earth sandwich?
Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo
Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo
Crack Smoker 2: yooooooooo
Crack Smoker 1: yooooooooo
by WasabiThumbs January 20, 2019
Get the Earth Sandwichmug. "Oh I was Salami Sandwiched by 2 guys - One was whitebread the other was wholemeal, and i was the salami"
by daddybells October 22, 2017
Get the salami sandwichmug. Probably originating in California in the 1980's this is not a strict word definition, but rather the art of phrasing the beginning AND ending of a question or request with the pronoun "dude", hence becoming the proverbial bread that contains the subject matter. Also called a California sandwitch, although nothing to do with aformentioned Simpson's baby eating definition.
by funkcrunkdapuss July 31, 2008
Get the dude sandwichmug. by oldgregglikesitrough59 April 8, 2009
Get the hair sandwichmug. by Pollie D March 15, 2011
Get the dog shit sandwichmug. A cream cheese sandwich is a sexual act in which a man cums between a woman's asscheeks, creating the illusion of a bagel stuffed with a massive amount of cream cheese. Also, the woman must fart to toast "the bagel." After the man cums, he can enjoy his "bagel" by screaming "CREAM CHEESE SANDWICH!!!" and then by eating the woman's ass.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
If he wants an "everything bagel", he must save some of his cum with which to glue down shaved (finely-diced) pubes.
by Dunk my Donut August 14, 2009
Get the Cream Cheese Sandwichmug. I caught Katlin getting Santa Claus sandwiched in the closet at the company Christmas party last week. Hohoho
by Kmizzle067 August 19, 2016
Get the Santa Claus sandwichmug.