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choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!

this is the meaning of the leader of the bunch of the saying toddykweest
todd:choo choo, here i am surprise bitch!
also todd:*finishes*
by ologs July 21, 2019
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Surprise Bush

An act or display of shaving only the front area of the female's nether regions. This leaves her partner with a pleasant bush as a surprise.
Damn she was hot, but when I spread her legs I got a surprise bush
by TheBushwackers June 2, 2017
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Puppersnoot Surprise

When you're having sex and you feel a cold nose hit your balls.
I was getting busy with the lady friend and almost hit the ceiling when I got the puppersnoot surprise
by Cold Brew May 20, 2024
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The Hat Trick Surprise

When you see the Mother and Daughter out on the town, and then they both see you and realize that they both have banged you from the dating sites.
"I ran into Suzie and Claudia on the town, I had no idea they were related. It was quite the Hat Trick Surprise."
by SRKJ August 2, 2022
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Suitcase Surprise

When you are too drunk to find the bathroom at your friend's house so you pee in your suitcase and when you wake up you get a suitcase surprise.
"Yo I woke up to a suitcase surprise..."
"How much did you drink last night?"
by aboutmosquito97 December 30, 2018
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Reverse surprise party

A party in which, instead of the person/people of honor being surprised, the guests are surprised.
Hey y'all, you're cordially invited to my reverse surprise party to celebrate my 50th birthday... tonight, at 7pm! Be there or be square! Surprise, bitches!!!
by schroeheme March 14, 2024
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Animal Surprise

When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!
by Grindhouse February 19, 2011
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