Boston Elden Ring

(noun) the painfully potent pressure of a turd attempting to evacuate itself from your anus as you try desperately to stave off its attack.

"Damn! That Boston Elden Ring almost ruined my time in the hot tub with my partner."

by Keving Rady June 27, 2024

Alex Cock Ring

A really great male stripper who is cheap, outgoing, and free of most STD's.

(Alex Cock Ring) Damn Alex, back at it again with the cock ring

by samcat116 March 08, 2016

Ring Race

When women and their friends begin to race each other for who can get married first. Many times they do not care who the husband is. As long as the ring is on their finger before their friends, they are happy.

Wanda and her boyfriend just got engaged. OMG I need to get engaged ASAP or I'll be alone forever. I don't care who the bastard is. The ring race is on!

by blueeyedevil March 20, 2012

ring boy

A leicester city fan who likes the company of grey haired old men

The ring boy thinks they will win the league

by Bigjhenry January 27, 2016

Ring Uh Ding

A phrase used when speakething to a Indian pear. This is also a form of dance.

Brian said to Ratesh, "Wassup my Ring Uh Ding!"

by Ratesh12 October 19, 2023

Ring demon

A condition involving discomfort or burning in the rectal area caused by eating spicy foods.

“Those peppers are hot, watch out for ring demon!”

“I got a case of ring demon from those ghost pepper wings.”

by BeppoMonger November 17, 2019

Ring Dong

A phrase you would use in a text message to make the other person check their phone and write back.

Ring Dong: Cory
Jaelyn: What is this a door bell?
Just seein' what you were up to: Cory
Jaelyn: Streching out for later wanna cruise by?

or

Paul: Dude guess what I did last night?
Steve: What?
Paul: I ring donged Jessica at four in the morning to wake her up when she has her first day of nursing intern.
Steve: Clutch Automatic!

by Macag September 22, 2011