Sex act where man wears a vibrating cock ring during sex and right before he comes stops to stick his dick in the girl's mouth at the same time yelling "where's my precious" in a creepy voice.
She fancied his thundercock in bed but wasn't expecting him to be a sword of the rings, too! Lucky fuck.
by TC Lover September 30, 2017
A discreet term referring to male sexual device known as a cock ring. A term that was originated on the fly as a chamber maid discovered her employer Mr. Fargos apparatus that helps enduce the swelling of phallic member in hopes to not give away the otherwise well known description that being the infamous "cock ring."
Oh my Mr. Fargo as I was vacuuming thine tool room I almost ran over your rooster ring which belongs on the nightstand sire! Oh my that would have been quite the predicament indeed ! Oh bless thy keen senses.
by 40ozwarrior July 24, 2022
by babypiratesnapchat2 February 06, 2023
If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.
Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.
by xPeteyx December 11, 2008
by Philos Sophia February 26, 2024
A belief that success in sports can only be measured by championships (members of championship teams are typically awarded rings, which is where the term comes from).
In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
In a season where a team does not win a championship, those who believe in ring culture identify said season as a failure, regardless of how close to a championship said team was.
Fan 1: "I can't believe my team just lost the Super Bowl. I'm not wearing any of my Super Bowl gear ever again. This year was horrible!"
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
Fan 2: "Ring culture is ruining the experience as fans. Just be happy that your team made it to the biggest stage."
by Original Orangutans March 28, 2023
When men buy a ring from a store without asking for they're ladies size, when they get home they try it on their lady and if it fits, then she's the correct one, if it's bigger then it'll be a lovely relationship with chances of being together forever but not 100% and if it's smaller then it's a total red flag and shouldn't be dated
by EclipseDemon May 21, 2023