putting things in the attic

face banging your wife in the short windows that your baby is not being a jerk

Robert and I are just putting things in the attic while Ollie naps

by Salty McDolphil August 18, 2016

put that in your favorite font

A phrase used to encourage someone to stop responding, either because they are annoying, or woefully wrong.

John: (bragging) I just got admitted to Cornell
Bill: I was admitted too, with full scholarship. Put that in your favorite font.

by ibfrench August 26, 2009

put house

to offer up your house for a party or social gathering

Friend 1: Are you going to put house this weekend for Halloween?
Friend 2: Nah my parents don’t let me throw parties at our house.

by sugar momma pj March 6, 2024

shoulda put something on the end of it

should’ve used a condom.

bob- “i had sex with kaz the other day, i think she might be pregnant”
kim- “shoulda put something on the end of it.”

by ghxstz February 12, 2023

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the best person put on this earth

the best person put on this earth is named damon, he is the best.

damn i talked to the best person put on this earth today.

by skateeefasstttteattttttcach December 3, 2018

just put the fries in the bag

it is said to a person if you want the person to do his own work, not bother about you and your work

I'll handle it, just put the fries in the bag.

by anonymous December 8, 2024