A movie or tv show that features an orphan or person with an unstable or absent family finding a loving chosen family or parent. Orphan porn is schmaltzy, almost over the top with strong shows of emotional support, people working out their feelings and past traumas, and general warm fuzzies. Orphans may or may not be the central figures. Examples include The Fosters and This Is Us.
by Clanktree November 17, 2017
Get the orphan pornmug. Resulting from a Floridian's recent rebuke of schools showing classic art (specifically, Michelangelo's David): anyone showing leg below the knee, A&F advertisements, firefighter calendars, any swim suit designed after 1946, the showing of pelvis or clavicle even through tight fitting clothing; and of course any Renaissance art (those nasty 14th century bastards!)
Terry is looking hawt in the new Fire Fighter calendar! That shirtless pic is straight up Florida Porn!
by The ninth blunder of the world March 29, 2023
Get the florida pornmug. by BobTeBuild October 20, 2018
Get the Children of the Pornmug. by Pigs are god December 7, 2021
Get the Porn magmug. When you make an absolutely innocent Google image search and instead of the searched for term you end up with hardcore porn results. This typically then results in hitting every button on your keyboard to make it go away.
I googled well field yesterday and page 3 results had crazy work porn! Now I'm worried I'm going to get shit-canned.
by kinigit May 11, 2017
Get the Work pornmug. Magazines, pictures or websites featuring tractors, combines etc. usually for sale. Also known as TractorHouse or Fastline publications.
by Just a farmer January 10, 2014
Get the farmer pornmug. man one: whoa that bloke had 250 TB of weeb porn on his computer
man two: IKR good job we braught the condoms
man two: IKR good job we braught the condoms
by cuntfuckanyyniggabitches January 16, 2018
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