Texas phone call massacre

Texas phone call massacre:
When a grown man jacks off with a kids sock, and then cums all over laundry in a hotel laundry room; while trying to make a call sticking the phone up his ass while the cops are on the way. (A.K.A.) —no way out.
Ran into a spunion and his occupation was kissing ass, didn’t believe him. So I found out myself next to an elavator. He was commiting a texas phone call massacre.
by BTK ALL DAY August 30, 2018
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old phone

teen girl sucks oma old phone
by txike April 03, 2018
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Phone Fucker

When someone calls boss to switch jobs with you.
Rich. called the dispatcher to switch the trains so he had the best one. Rich is now known as a phone fucker.
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I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.
Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.
by Georgiaboy1996 June 26, 2015
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Urban Phone Book

noun; What people think Urban Dictionary is. They always put entries for names and not for other things, which is where the "phone book" thing comes to play.
Alice: Gawd, I hate all of these people thinking Urban Dictionary is somehow Urban Phone book.
by Kugeln March 18, 2019
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Phone snipe

The action of getting caught across the classroom by the teacher with your phone out during class.
"Hey, why didn't you respond to my text?"
"Sorry, I got phone sniped by Mrs. Jones in English, and had to put my cell on her desk."
by fratts26 April 16, 2015
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Phone Klutz

Somebody who is constantly butt dialing people, sending text messages to the wrong person, replying to the same text twice, not to mention they always drop it.
God, Lauren's such a phone klutz. She called me twice last night and each time i just heard the TV, she seriously needs to stop butt dialing people!
by Emmerr December 24, 2010
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