poo sweats

When you need to poo so badly that you feel cold inside and sweaty outside.

I needed to take a dump so badly that i got the poo sweats

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

poo train

Similar to Drop the kids off at the pool,pinch a loaf,lay cable explaining you are ready to poop

Ohhh Dude I think the poo train is at the station, I better go and let the passengers off.

by PoOpa FoOker May 3, 2017

Sneaky Poo

doing a poo in a public place without anyone realising

hey john guess what, i just took a Sneaky Poo in the middle of that crowd. Sneaky Poo

by CheesyNoob321 June 7, 2017

poo queef

A fart expelled from the anus as a result of anal sex rather than digestion.

Morty removed his peen from my ass and I immediately fired off a loud poo queef that startled the dog.

by crjoker June 11, 2017

Poo mining

What is poo mining, I hear you ask with great interest? It is another name for anal sex. The reasoning being that:
- It involves a deep, dark hole
- It involves a shaft
- There certainly isn't any gold to be found in the cavities of this mine
- If you put a canary in there it would almost certainly die from the fumes

See you later lads, I'm off poo mining.

by CG Badman June 19, 2017

Mean poo

Fecal matter with enough burning potential to dissolve the enamel in the sink.

Dude? I think I broke the shitter, took a mean poo and burnt a hole in the damn thing..

by Mr. Scurvy November 16, 2017

Poo Splatter

The act of having to much Taco Bell and Starbucks and suddenly getting a rush of severe diarrhea running down the hall with it exploding out of your butthole like brown fireworks. Causing everyone it hits to turn into zombie grandmas.

"OMG move, I am going to poo splatter everywhere!" -linda

by 1234eyesonme May 9, 2018