Lady Gorilla Slap

Also called the Bloody Gorilla. Same as the Gorilla Slap, except its the female that stands holding a sprinkle of her freshly shaven pubes. Requires that time of the month conditions. Subsequent and corresponding boner face-bash is replaced by enforced anaerobic stawberry jam muff diving.

Derek sure loves Melissa. After he cheated on her again, he willfully submitted to a Lady Gorilla Slap to let her blow of steam and thus win back her favor.

Marge is quite the butch. When the crimson tide comes rolling up, she enjoys giving her conquests ye olde Lady Gorilla Slap.

by Lambda70 March 13, 2011

firing the bearded lady

Giving a hand job (or masturbating, if you prefer), to completion

I just finished firing the bearded lady. That feels much better.

by bteambeyotches June 1, 2015

Ladies Love a Superhero

Is a band that is from wales, they sound really amazing!

~do you listen to 'ladies love a superhero'~
~yes, they are an amazing band~

by ~KayChaos March 21, 2013

Lady holding broom

What the actuall fuck. Why on gods fucking earth would you look up something as stupid as this. Your either retarded or sexist. But whatever who am i to fucking judge.

Lady holding broom? Why?

by Lazarus667 April 25, 2017

OLD LADY MUNSON

Boy why isn't this bullshit a meme. This ratchet Oscar the grouch looking motherfucker will really blow your mind; and your sense of horniness, she should be called the bonecrusher if you get what I'm saying

Goddamn, that hoe be looking like an Old Lady Munson {Goodlord} {R.I.P.Everyting good in this world} {ratchetoldbish} {R.I.P.Kidvs.Kat}

by WHAT'SGOODY February 26, 2018

my fair lady

A statement said when you are courting and a skeezer is of good upstanding and has gorgeous features.

How doth ye be, my fair lady?

by Kingo Lion September 7, 2016

Pink Lady Express

A series of consecutive red traffic lights while trying to get to your destination. Derived from the circular shape of the red lights being akin to a red apple.

Most often seen when in a rush to get to your destination.

Oh man, driving last night in peak hour, had the pink lady express alllll the way home.

Damn, all red, really!?! You never get the pink lady express this time of the day!!!

by D-train1990 March 16, 2010