by Fat12354 April 20, 2017

Taking a dump in the toilet tank while having your dong slobbed by someone sitting reverse on the toilet while they are dumping
by Dick Head Buckaroo September 20, 2015

-You're a jerk!
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...
-Oh yeah? Well you are an annoying tool face loser dump in a bag
-Wow, what a douche canoe...
by OhYesIDidYouBetterBelieveItD00 May 10, 2011

Mike says: Hey are you down to go to the movie tonight.
Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.
Rashad says: I'm down like four flat tires on a dump truck.
by Larry Scott January 3, 2008

So, did the COVID vaccine hurt?
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
Well, the first one made my arm a bit sore; the second one was very different--I think they made it out of dump trucks, bowling balls and flop-sweat.
by YAWA January 23, 2021

by Gixzo June 22, 2008

A twist on the saying ,"shit in in one hand and ask with the other and see which one gets filled 1st", targeted at complainers and whiners.
Whiney person: Everything sucks as usual.
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
Me: Complain on one hand, take a dump in someone's boot on the other hand and see which is more interesting to talk about.
Whiney person: That's the last time I complain to you about my life and also why are my boots in the bathroom?
by The Dark Anus (JC) February 26, 2019
