“Twisting a cows nipples” is a phrase derived from ancient irish/celtic culture. It basically means doing something retarded.
by mikereds_vicard July 28, 2023
Get the Twisting A Cows Nipplesmug. by MMMMmmmmMInaAAAAAA! April 10, 2011
Get the Nipple Herdermug. When the hair on your chest, above your nipples, is so long that it forms a drape, covering your nipple.
His nipple drapes were so long that when I shit on his chest it formed dingle-berries.
His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
His nipple drapes were so thick, it looked like he was wearing a sweater.
by aMoneyMoney May 19, 2014
Get the nipple drapesmug. She had an amazing looking pair of tits with her shirt on but when she took off her top i realized they were 90% flapjack nipples...
Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...
Also realized how difficult it is to say flapjack nipples three times fast...
by RichardForedaze April 11, 2021
Get the Flapjack Nipplesmug. When someone has 3 or more nipples, suggesting that they have stolen their extras ones from someone else
by Ur fav garage raccoon June 15, 2023
Get the nipple banditmug. Someone who is rude and relentlessness towards eating your cheese, in other words, a rude cheese-stealer who eats all the cheese you have in the house.
by stereotypicalOutlaw March 14, 2017
Get the Nipple Twizzlermug. 