Nick Joke:
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
A man was walking home alone one night when he heard a "BUMP....BUMP....BUMP..." behind him. Walking faster, he looked back, making out an image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him.
The man began to run toward his home, and the coffin bounced after him faster....faster...
He ran up to his door, fumbled with his keys, opened the door, rushed in, and locked it behind him. The coffin crashed through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping on the heals of the terrified man. The man rushed upstairs to the bathroom and locked himself in, heart pounding.
With a CRASH, the coffin broke down the door, coming slowly toward him. The man while screaming, reached for something, anything....all he can find was a box of cough drops which he hurled at the coffin...and suddenly the coffin stops.
by Johnnieha November 19, 2019
by noodleiscool June 22, 2022
When your friend orders 2 pizza pies, sits next to you on the couch and doesn't offer you a slice but eats both pies in 1 sitting.
by Magicg1010 March 25, 2021
a great adventurer from the broke period he studied at the ninja assassins college of kicking ass. and religious views are ninja and belives that voo doo pizza man will win for presidency this year.
by the joseph of newPhoenix January 06, 2012
by Dinkboy January 12, 2023
The type of mate to steal your bagel but then throw it out when he realizes that it has cream cheese on it.
Trevor: "Oh man, I am gonna enjoy this bagel!"
Chad: " Oh sh*t, look out! It's Nick!"
Nick G.: *YOINK*
Trevor: "That's my bagel!"
Nick G.: *Opens bagel*
Also Nick G.: "Eww! You sick motherf*cker! Who puts cream cheese on a bagel?!"
Chad: " Oh sh*t, look out! It's Nick!"
Nick G.: *YOINK*
Trevor: "That's my bagel!"
Nick G.: *Opens bagel*
Also Nick G.: "Eww! You sick motherf*cker! Who puts cream cheese on a bagel?!"
by ppinmybooty November 02, 2019