by Cold_Ankles (The Man Himself) September 24, 2009

by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025

When you are around a compulsive drinker of BEER.
Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.
When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.
A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.
You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Having someone blow SHITTY BREATH in your face.
When you stand up for COMMUNIST CHINA in war against USA.
A PITURE in baseball before their time who hurls a motherfucking baseball so fast they get a nickname.
You are about to get hit by a TESLA.
Come on GARTH pour me a cool one and "are you kidding!!!!" as you turn into a COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is you always start talking about gross body parts BROOKS.
Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.
Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.
When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .
I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
Don't piss off that FEMINIST ZOMBIE ELLEN or you will feel her COLD DARK DISTURBANCE as you can say her toilet mouth gets generous.
Come on ASSHOLE , TIM COOK has to protect the APPLE I-PHONES manufacturing in CHINA as you are the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE of communism economy so GETTING DRAFTED is the result for you as remember you spammed everybody under the sun JAMES about how great the I-PHONES are.
When you are in senior year in college playing baseball and you get picked to play for the KANSAS CITY ATHLETICS to pitch as they call you the COLD DARK DISTURBANCE .
I just saw a TRAUMA GHOST from that TESLA as COLD DARK DISTURBANCE is here and you are dead meet.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 15, 2021

When someone dumps in a cooler at an overnight event, polluting the water with fecal molecules. Best when solid poop is used, as it will freeze and sometimes be mistaken as a cold beer when someone reaches in.
Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.
Similar to an Upper Decker, but exclusively used at festies and camping events.
by CensoredLOL August 14, 2023

Cold M is a rapper from the southeast, he has the coldest bars and gets all the bitches because of his massive whale cock.
by coldmbiggestfan February 26, 2021

by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

When a man and a woman are spooning and the woman pisses on the dick of the man making it feel cold and weird. Sometimes it can perform a hot Richard, but not always! The exact opposite of a hot Richard.
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
Warning! Don't call a cold Richard or a hot Richard, cold dick or hot dick! That's a really different thing!
by greekmadlad March 30, 2024
