Brian May

the guitarrist of the british band Queen and the sexiest man of the whole world. Obviously married with Roger Taylor and loves the number 39 (because if not the song won´t exist) he will rock you with his badgers and hedghogs

any person: the most handsome person is "el yungkuk" of los bities

me: NO THE BEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS Brian May AND NO ONE OF THOSE BITIES WILL GO OVER HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by crazy_queen_lovie <3 October 14, 2019

Marla May

That one teacher who teaches blow off classes such as Marketing, Advertising, Business, ect. in high school, but takes them seriously as if any of her students cared. She is also prone to tell you about her problems in order to get you to feel bad about her life, and will precede to get offended if you ask her about her miserable life.

Despite her community college education and low teacher wages she might tell you that you're gonna be nothing in life, while she pretends to be sophisticated.

Marla May: "I have to drive two hours in traffic to get my dog who has cancer, and two weeks to live to the vet."
Student#1: "What kind of dog is it?"

Marla May: "You're an insensitive piece of crap, and you're not gonna go anywhere in life."

Student#1: "But I have an A in this class."

by KingwoodMoms May 25, 2018

May 1st

An angel would be born in this day. This day shows that if you were born in it you belong with an early June bird. Someone born in the first 5 days of June and may belong together.

Born in may 1st? May 1st - June 5th is when your soulmate is born

by Lovely hoe January 5, 2020

21 may

It's fucking empty. Don't you ever think about it.

Dude have you ever heard of 21 May? Yeah I thought so.

by godoflahmac January 20, 2020

May 11

People born on this day are the best. Sexy , funny , cool , smart , ... and they usually have a good booty .

They are in every way better than people born on May 7!

Friend: You see that guy? He's so awesome, he was born on May 11.
Girl: Really? No wonder he's so fine. Damn I wish he was mine.

by El Shnorro loco April 16, 2020

Mia may

She is a hoe. When it comes to friends she is so fake. She usually likes Dylan's but they dont fucking like her and she deserves to be single.periodt.

Eww mia may

by Mia may March 5, 2020

May 1

if you are born on may 1st your the kindest, smartest, sometimes a little dumb, person.

Look Addison was born on may 1st. she must me really kind!

by ♉️ November 21, 2020