by matthewsgoodgirl191022 May 8, 2023
Get the matthew george smith xmug. by shrek’sbigtoe November 24, 2020
Get the Matthew Parkmug. Matthew is a gambling addict that cant put the cards down and is constantly fishing for chicks that hate him and will never get with him because of all of his issues
by titty gobbler January 2, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. On the 8th of August 2004, a tour bus belonging to Dave Matthews Band dumped about 360 kilograms(800 pounds) of human shit onto a sightseeing boat in the river. They dumped the feces from the Kinzie Street Bridge in Chicago giving the incident it's name.
Person 1: remember the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incident?
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
Person 2: Dude it was 19 years ago you have to let go
by BigPigeon420 February 9, 2023
Get the Dave Matthews Band Chicago River Incidentmug. by Rufertei August 9, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. by cakefucker February 27, 2023
Get the Matthewmug. The Matthew I know has freckles he’s ab 5’9 , he has braces and little chinito eyes He’s so lovable and gentle, and honest I love him so fucking much, he use to play baseball & was in swimming he sounds like spongebob lowkey lol he stares at me like if I were a princess I felt so special to him he can sometimes be dry asf tho but nah once he loves you it’ll be hard for him to move forward he sucks at expressing the way he feels though:/ it’s really hard for you to really know he’s a really trustworthy person and is also like a best friend to me cause he knows things some ppl don’t even know ab me. I love him with all my heart he may not be like hot but he’s cute and he’s a lil hottie to me lol so if you know a matt and he’s like this you should hold on to him .
by samantha lee smith August 17, 2018
Get the Matthewmug.