devious lick

a trend popularized by tiktok where students steal stuff from schools and usually show it off
soap dispensers are the most stolen thing for some reason

garfield: "why is there a toilet seat in the hallway"
micheal: "somebody got a devious lick"

by garfield fan 121212 September 14, 2021

Lick of English

when an English man wants to have a little lick.

I don’t know a lick of English.

by Outdoorsea July 1, 2021

Ear licking

Kissing ass, but done over the phone.

Q: Who’s he on the phone to now?
A: His manager, he’s doing some ear licking trying to get on some more work trips.

by Jowin July 23, 2024

Licking the whisk

Licking the chunky batter off a penis after it’s pulled out of an ass.

Susie really enjoys licking the whisk clean after Jim pulls his penis out of Becky’s ass

by Marktwain July 10, 2022

that lick

that hoe got herpes

she got that lick

by thecleanmfer34 April 28, 2021

Mega Goon Licking

Licking that sausage whilst you're beating your shit for so long that you literally get a stomach full of that juicy family jewels sause

Gavin was mega goon licking and he died.

by buildenex July 24, 2024

Shloer, snack and lick a sack

A recovering alcoholics idea of an evening that would be: wine, dine and 69

Sorry I don’t drink but we could Shloer, snack and lick a sack

by Mechysavage November 19, 2023