internet fuck on my face

Whatever the fuck it is Herb does with his computer in his spare time.

I sure do hope my isp does'nt kill my connection cause' I want this African chick to internet fuck on my face.

by Dr. nakanutzoff October 21, 2008

Internet Faggot

An incredibly annoying nuncance and pest.Internet faggots include: Yaoi fangirls(This is one of the most annoying, they pair up straight anime etc characters who odviously like a female character and are NOT gay HOWEVER they would like to belive that those characters are ''soo gay for each other''and these fangirls have many delusions and are total bitches),bronysbrawnies(these are strange annoying boys who are imature and do not act their age.They like the show ''my little pony'' which is sad because that show is meant for 4-6 year old little girls not teenage boys or in other words retards,and this would not be a problem if they (and yaoi fangirls also) didnt spead their crap all over youtube,devaintART and facebook.),Beiber fans(slightly less annoying then the last,these stupid boys and girls sadly like justin beiber who sings terrible sounding music.They scream about how they adore him and it is very irritating to the ear,unfortuneatly they exist outside of the internet,in say your classsroom and irritate you even there),wannabes(annoying people who try to be cool over the internet),twilight fans(sickening creatures who fight over celebrities and make too much noise),trolls(dickheads),faggots in general etc

Internet Faggot:

yaoi fangirl: 'omg sora is soo gay for riku!'
me:'UM NO JUST NO sora likes kairi(lucky charm and everything,the cave, its odvious!) ,disney would nerver allow it and square and disney have never had a gay character and have always had a boy fall in love with a girl,dream on, faggot.

brony:i love pinky pie!
me:YOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT(im a girl and i never liked my little pony WTF what a fag)

beiber fangirl:'oh i love u justin!'
me: FAG! GET THE FUCK OUT!

WANNABE:'hehe yea LOLZ ur so awesome Cool story bro? haha nice lolz can i join?'
me:FAG piss off an make me a samwich

twilight fan 1: no jacob!
twilight fan 2:no edward bitch!
me:Faggots =_=

trolls: no u can have my mmd model fuck you!
me:fag

faggots in general:
=_= piss off!

by EvalKAT768 October 23, 2011

end of the internet

Running out of websites to visit.

I have so little work to do today that I already reached the end of the internet.

by tetu81 September 19, 2006

internet cam whores

It's just like a net business meeting but with hot nekkid chicks who do what you type to em.

USB web cam; 30 dollars.
Dildo; 50 dollars.
Internet Cam Whores; priceless.

by Bob February 21, 2005

internet

Someone who spends the majority of their time online.

Person 1: Look at these people E-fighting on the BBS.
Person 2: Fucking internets.

by IbeSonance May 2, 2006

Internet Box

Any device (such as a computer, smartphone, etc.) that can access the Internet.

Hey, do you have an Internet box with you?

by rockoon April 19, 2010

Internet Hobo

A person who regularly bums around on the internet with no real goal or purpose.

A typical troll could fit into this category, however they would be the kind of hobo that's always asking for money at the shops.

Darcy: "Oi man, whatya up to?"

Me: "Not a lot. Just being an Internet Hobo."

James: "Did you talk to Jake last night?"

Darcy: "Yeah, he was just Net Bumming."

by IckBinEinPirate July 24, 2011