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Internet 

A term used to describe somebody who takes the internet too seriously. These kinds of people literally live in the internet, spending most of their time in front of their computers. Their lives outside the computer consists of just eating and sleeping.
Internet by Neykho June 26, 2006

internet 

what your on now....
....won no ruoy tahw
internet
internet by dont look here.... March 14, 2007

internet boyfriend 

A boyfriend that one keeps. The majority of interaction between the couple is done over MSN messenger.

See also internet girlfriend
Hey Matt, did you hear? Ang made me her internet boyfriend, and now she wants to inter-do me. With web-cams. By the way, can i borrow yours?
internet boyfriend by Sheldon January 27, 2004

internet famous 

The state of having amassed fame & fortune by means of the internet.
Renee' of sacred.nu is hella internet famous, she & her site have been featured on 48 Hours on CBS.
internet famous by MischiefMaker February 24, 2004

girl on the internet syndrome 

The tendency for male internet denizens to, in short, suck up to and give a lot of attention to females on the internet. This raises their chances of ever getting laid with said females by about 0.0%.

Symptoms of girl on the internet syndrome include making a big fuss when a person is found to be female, complimenting her every time she posts a picture, regarding her as a quality poster in a forum even if she isn't, giving her mindless attention, denying having girl on the internet syndrome, making sexist jokes so as to "prove" no preference toward internet females, annoying women, asking women to be e-girlfriends, alienating women, asking for nude pics, and wondering why women don't seem to be on the internet that much.
Person 1: OMG, a girl on the Internet! I better respond every time she posts a pic of herself by saying she looks pretty. Maybe I'll get into her pants!

Person 2: dude, you have girl on the internet syndrome.

Person 1: no I don't! Women belong in the kitchen.

Person 2: uhh, OK.

Internet Racist 

1) A humanoid that uses the anonymity of the internet to say

outdated stereotypical jokes and/or racial slurs in an

attempt to harm or fit in with some third party; Mostly due

to an inherent inferiority complex.

2) 90% of the people on Xbox Live.

3) Someone that needs to be hit in the fuc*ing mouth.
ex1) I met an Internet Racist yesterday but, he didn't

bother me because I had Slayer's bio up.

ex2)William: Hey Slayah, why did you get booted from

xbl?

Slayah: That's an easy one Billy, it was because an

Internet Racist was hurt by my bio-- read it here>>

Slayer's Bio
Internet Racist by Slayah X May 1, 2010