coaster fingers

When you finger an asshole and only realise you still have shit under your nails when having a sip of beer at the pub. You grab a coaster to scrape the shit out.

Mate! I've got coaster fingers. Wanna sniff?

by Squirtle 2.0 December 11, 2016

Lightning Fingers

When a guy gets tattooed by a drug dealer of a shitty of a lightning bolt on his Left index finger and shows his friend who works at kmart

Dylan’s got new nickname is Lightning Fingers after what happened on the weekend

by Sam Kent June 2, 2022

Finger jacking

Finger jacking is when you vigorously finger a women's vagina.

Robert was finger jacking David's girlfriend's pussy and she loved it

by Richard mor December 10, 2015

Fingers The Monkey

Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021

Seal Finger

The act of surprising your sexual partner with a finger up the bum causing them to let out a guttural yell resembling that of an angry seal.

I took Stacy to Sea World, I got so horny I had to give her the seal finger right there in the Wild Arctic exhibit.

by Jizzy Pearl January 29, 2023

Dick Fingers

When someone is so clumsy with their hands, it is as if their fingers are penises

Scott can't open the door because he has dick fingers.

by MarioSpinsters69 April 3, 2023

Gang-Fingered

When you are visiting your friends house, watching the movie “Heat”, and allow 8+ men to blast the inner walls of your vagina with there fingers.

Hey bro! I can’t believe that girl was Gang-Fingered at that teachers house!

by Gang-Fingerer June 14, 2018