basketball finger

When your finger bends backwards due to a basketball colliding with your finger. This often leads to excruciating pain in that finger.

I passed a basketball to my friend, he's got a basketball finger now.

by BankaiBoi October 24, 2017

Lager Fingers

Instead of butter fingers, you get lager fingers. After a few too many, you subconsciously let your beer slip out your hands.

"Mate why the fuck did you drop your beer?"

"Sorry, lager fingers...."

by MezzaBoi May 27, 2017

sponge finger

The act of trying to penetrate when flacid due to being absolutely wasted

"Ryan was trying to smash this bird after the pub but it didnt go well as his old boy was as much use as a sponge finger"

by Avix85 June 29, 2017

porridge fingers

Fingering a girl with a yeast infection

I finger fucked her and got porridge fingers

by Dredheadally November 4, 2017

Finger diddle

Fingering

Tatiana finger diddled cousin terry

by CASTRATED GINGER May 6, 2018

skunk fingers

To have ones fingers drenched in foul vaginal fluid

Hey mike, I got skunk fingers from that ten cent hooker over there

by T Dye May 7, 2018

Finger Sauna

Aka: penis sauna.

Warm, wet vagina.

"My index and middle finger have an appointment with the finger sauna tonight."

"Is your penis sauna open to the public? Or is it private and only invitational?"

T.P.

by TJ Stiff May 9, 2018