Ethan's a really tall leftist skater boy. He's not very popular, and probably gets bullied but he doesn't care. He's really sad and horny all the time but it works out because he's pretty popular with the ladies. Ethan has a nicotine addiction and drinks too much monster energy. He also has a godly taste in music. He plays guitar and writes music but will only play you his music if he trusts you, which isn't very likely. Whether you like it or not, Ethan is cooler than you.
Chad: haha Ethan you fucking loser go write a song about cutting yourself or something emo trash
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*
Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭
Rebecca: stfu Chad leave Ethan alone
Chad: *misogynistic comment*
Rebecca: you know what Chad we're breaking up I'm leaving you for Ethan
Chad: 😭😭😭
by cumslut collector October 18, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is a very horny teenage boy who spends his time skateboarding, vaping, and drinking monsters rather than doing his homework. He's really tall and a bit of a loner but he's really popular with the ladies. He gets bullied by Chad but he doesn't care and he has a godly taste in music. You may not want to admit it, but Ethan is way cooler than you.
Chad: Ethan's such a fucking loser ahaha
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭
Rebecca: stfu Chad, you're an asshole and I'm leaving you for Ethan because he's cooler than you
Chad: 😭😭😭
by cumslut collector October 18, 2020
Get the Ethanmug. by Continental Nova February 5, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Stevens with a V is a great person and a absolute weapon that will come down to your ends an shank ya.
That guy is really cool
That's probably a Stevens with a V
He is being defined by his absolute big muscles
Ethan Stevens with a V is someone that you can only have one of and one that you know is cracked at fighting
That's probably a Stevens with a V
He is being defined by his absolute big muscles
Ethan Stevens with a V is someone that you can only have one of and one that you know is cracked at fighting
by Ethan eats dogs for brekkie October 15, 2022
Get the Ethan Stevens with a Vmug. A funny total memester that is kind but has autism so a bit of a shy crybaby that you still can make friends with him.
by pULTRAi February 22, 2020
Get the ethan keanemug. Daddy material but also the cutest human being on earth.
He brings happiness and colours into people lives.
He's caring and his smile can light up the night.
His eyes shine like stars in the summer night sky and you wish you could look into them forever.
His personality is bomb af and you wish you could spend your entire life with him (like me lmao!!1!).
His body is a blessing and his jawline looks like a bicycle seat but well he's fire.
He's the man of your dreams.
He brings happiness and colours into people lives.
He's caring and his smile can light up the night.
His eyes shine like stars in the summer night sky and you wish you could look into them forever.
His personality is bomb af and you wish you could spend your entire life with him (like me lmao!!1!).
His body is a blessing and his jawline looks like a bicycle seat but well he's fire.
He's the man of your dreams.
by savagxe December 13, 2016
Get the Ethan Dolanmug. by Aaron and Ethan November 30, 2017
Get the Aaron and Ethanmug.