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Dylan

He is sometimes cool otherwise he needs all the help you have
Dylan is a twat
by I AM DEFINITELY NOT HERE March 21, 2018
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A huge nonce who like to fuck children.
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Dylan

Being a Dylan is being in a state of such wealth that you only have time to do activities such as knitting group with the local grandmothers. youth group at the mormon church held in the largest building in town, and weekly soccer mom powerwalks around the mall.

This also includes (in some cases) having all the luck in the world, except with getting a girlfriend/boyfriend. Being Dylan is a widely used term, though many don’t understand the true meaning.
"Omg Stacy, I won the lottery and I am feeling SO Dylan right now!"

“Sorry Rebecca, I’m just a little too Dylan to be finger-painting with the choir nerds

“Being such a Dylan is great, but I don’t think i’ll ever find love”
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Dylan is the FUNNIEST person you'll ever meet. He has blue eyes and a GORGEOUS smile , even though he is kind of insecure about his smile cause he thinks his teeth are too yellow. . He is a very loving considering person yet not everyone can really see that because he kinda makes a first impression of an asshole.
He has the biggest heart in the world , and he just can't take any compliment seriously- he is too embarrassed and immediately makes a joke about it.
He LOVES girls of all kinds , and he isn't afraid to hit on any. You go Dylan!

He will be a very famous comedian one day , and you'll regret you didn't hook up with him when you had the chance .

He is a mommy boy , and even though he likes to smoke weed, he doesn't like WEARING WEED PANTS. He is horny 99% of the time.

If you wish to call Dylan, please say "your majesty.

Dylan is someone so fun to be with you want him around all the time ,
Problem is he is a very busy man .

Dylan is the best for sure.
Girl:" Hey Dylan!"
Dylan:"it's 'your majesty ' for you"

Girl:"sorry, your majesty, Dylan the great, I want to marry you "

Dylan:" sure you do , I am great at bed , you'd be satisfied for the rest of your life"
by Averyattractivemodel June 23, 2022
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Dylan Striebel

A fagot with no friends and usually over weight and hates alcohol.
by Bill shmill February 3, 2017
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Kylie And Dylan

The greatest couple of all time, the couple everyone is jealous of because they are so perfect. the two people who are drawn together people who are soulmates who belong together who need to be together
Wow is that kylie and dylan? i wish i had a relationship like theirs
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