Dirk off

the act of jerking off while watching Dirk Nowitzki play

Seth: Hey did you see Dirk Nowitzki's huge game last night?
Jordan: Yeah, he was so good I had to Dirk off to get rid of my gigantic boner.

by BigJordan December 11, 2011

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dirty bucket

Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty bucket is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a bucket.

A dirty bucket is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty bucket also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.

Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"

Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"

Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"

Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty bucket!"

by EddceLLent October 20, 2011

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dirt tail

a man whore

'thompson, you're such a dirt tail'

by FFFFF4 December 17, 2011

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Dirty Dubstepper

A dirty dubstepper may refer to
a. tone deaf meathead mutants who frequent electronic shows for drugs and dubsluts

b. fuckin kids who search the crowd for drugs in their florescent get ups
c. that couple in front of you at the show who keeps falling back on you because they're so fucked up they don't even know where they are

Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! You got any rolls?
Hippie: No. Put your shirt back on you fuckin' dirt.

Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! Look at that sexy ass bitch!
Hippie: Yeah she's pobably pushin 16, you fuckin dirt.

Dirty Dubstepper: Bro! I cross trained for three hours before the show, I'm so loose right now its crazy!
Hippie: Get. The fuck. Away from me. You dirty ass dubsteper.

by WhoDough February 4, 2012

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Dirty Sheffield

When you get a taxi ride to your destination but have no money to pay the fare, the said taxi driver then takes you round the back of the cab and makes you have sex with the exhaust pipe while he watches and jerks off.

Thus, excusing the no payment.

Also known as the Barnsley Fun Fair

'...her heart longed for John, the taxi driver with a heart of gold but she was married and knew that if David ever found out about her illicit affair he would leave her. She checked her wallet to pay him for his kind service and realised there was nothing in her purse, "fuck that for a game of arrows", John said unhappy at no payment, "get round the back and give me a dirty Sheffield, you filthy slag..." Julia nodded and marched to the back of the cab....

Exert from Barbara Cartland's - "A Lovers Touch"

by Samuel Von Gotham August 23, 2012

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