The First Curse

The longest continuing recorded losing-streak curse in recorded Color War history (since its first documentation at the beginning of the century) where Red has lost for a minimum of seven years in a row

People who blame DHS for the First Curse are wrong

by o23gfh October 29, 2025

The John Adams Curse

The curse on a female being forced to moan the name “John Adams” when having sex. If she doesn’t John Adams will smite her by shit suffocation method. The curse is obtained by masturbating in US history class.

Bro, Becky and I were getting freaky and she had the John Adams Curse. My apartment reeks with her shit covered Corpse.

by KingBoogat November 22, 2025

Heavy Metal curse

racism

The Heavy Metal curse is racist

by AOTYtruther December 8, 2025

Mikey's Curse

When someone comments under a manhwa, hoping a character doesn't become a loli therefore cursing the character to become a loli.

Please don't evoke Mikey's Curse!

by KittyJesus January 4, 2026

The WillyGoat Curse

The WillyGoat Curse
The WillyGoat Curse
Our 49ers suffer

The WillyGoat Curse
It takes a leg,

it takes an arm,
Our 49ers suffer

The WillyGoat Curse

The WillyGoat Curse
A song of decades of misery for San Francisco 49er fans.

by anonymous January 14, 2026

The WillyGoat Curse

The WillyGoat Curse
The WillyGoat Curse
Our 49ers suffer

The WillyGoat Curse
It takes a leg,

it takes an arm,
Our 49ers suffer

The WillyGoat Curse

The WillyGoat Curse
A song of decades long misery for San Francisco 49er fans.

by anonymous January 14, 2026

Last names are sem are semi curse

Last names are sem are semi curse

Last names are sem are semi curse

by Real Alberto June 5, 2022