Cold pizza moment

When an experience is better in hindsight than the actual event.

Analogous to eating cold pizza the day after it was made/bought, it just tastes better for whatever reason.

Roger: Remember when we first met? I saw down and my pants tore in two?
Zoe: Oh yeah, hilarious first impression.
Roger: I know right? Total cold pizza moment.

by vinhloc September 7, 2014

cold chilling

The term "Cold Chilling" refers to a turkey or chicken when you by it at the supermarket and it is chilling in a refridgerator of some sort. The turkey is "cold chilling". To use it in average talk, you would use it as a substitute for relaxing or being lazy.
•Person 1: "What are you up too?"
•Person 2: "Just cold chilling."
•Person 1: "I'm having a total lazy day too"

"I'm just cold chilling today, man. Maxing and relaxing

by ride.the.good.vibes June 22, 2015

cold stone killa

When and idiot tries to sound hard as fuck. Referring to himself as legitimate serial killer of all things that are living. He who is not a stone cold serial killer, is in fact a cold stone cereal killer.

Someone who has never seen a horror film.

Someone who still eats cereal for breakfast. And ice cream before dinner. If their parents allow.

I'm going to slay trout on the river cuz I'm a cold stone killa

by yngceo November 16, 2015

cold breeder

alaskin whore

The Eskimo walked into his igloo looking for his cold breeder .

by ccoooooooop December 25, 2015

cold blow

when someone says your opinion is not true or they diss it

why would you cold blow my paper like that

by k9zeus January 26, 2016

Raisiningly cold

When the weather outside is so cold it causes a man's testes to shrink to the size of raisins

Damn! You'd better bundle up before you go out. It's raisiningly cold out there.

by cranioDan11 January 31, 2016

cold window challenge

A new challenge where you take a picture or video of your hand on a frosted or fogged up window. You see how long you can hold your hand on the window.

I nominate ? ? ? To do the cold window challenge.

by Charleec March 1, 2016