An event created, to allow middle aged working men to come together for a dirty lunch break usually consisting of fast food moaning about their miserable lives and considering faking their own deaths.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
99% of attendee's appreciate and respect its rules of men only, no clingers on. But there's always one who thinks every so often its a fine idea to bring his family along thus ruining the bonding experience.
Alex : " fancy a boys lunch club next week"
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
Andy: "yeah im in, let me block out my diary"
Simon: "yeah im in, but im bringing my kids. is that ok ?"
nobody says anything
but no simon that isnt ok, you are ruining the point of boys lunch club.
by AR257119 March 29, 2021
Get the boys lunch club mug.The last day of February. Traditionally this is the day that the lady in a relationship get's her man a new golf club in anticipation of spring and the start of golf season.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
If the man doesn't play golf then she should get him something related to his favorite activity.
If the lady gets the man something for Golf Club Day he is expected to return the favor on Jewelry Day.
Ryan: Dude, what did your wife get you for Golf Club Day?
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
Rob: I don't play golf so she got me the hot new XBOX game.
Ryan: Now you gotta get her something for Jewelry Day.
by BigOtter April 29, 2012
Get the Golf Club Day mug.The Vile High Club is slang for the group of people who have masturbated on board and seated in an aircraft in flight.
During the masturbation climax intense eye contact must be kept between the masturbating part and the person who unintentionally became part of the disgusting interaction.
During the masturbation climax intense eye contact must be kept between the masturbating part and the person who unintentionally became part of the disgusting interaction.
“Did you have a nice trip to Boston ?”
“Yeah man !” I became a member of the Vile High Club by polishing the sword while ogling the slutty soccer mom in the aisle seat next to me.
“Yeah man !” I became a member of the Vile High Club by polishing the sword while ogling the slutty soccer mom in the aisle seat next to me.
by The masturbating monkey August 11, 2023
Get the Vile High Club mug.Jessie-Lynn gave Travis an Atascadero Yacht Club and ran out of the Rite-Aid yelling the lyrics to Kid Rock's All Summer Long in Esperanto.
by Woodrow T. Boner June 15, 2019
Get the Atascadero Yacht Club mug.A club for the let-down,the lied-to and the lost go.Where the lonely make the lonely feel less lonely.We hate every little thing about the people that we love.We still feel pretty lonely and we wish we didn't. And we all kinda hate it
by 9/11 skydiver September 5, 2020
Get the Broken Heart Club mug.Usually a group who thinks that they're hip and eccentric. Often spends time doing "meaningful" work at a theatre or a co-op. The Country Club Crew can be easily spotted wearing sweater vests, graph tees tucked into jeans & other articles of clothing that do not and should not ever be worn together. Typically, they are a great set of people. Stay away from the Republican ones and girls named Mallory.
Oh look, it's the whole fucking country club crew.
What is that crew wearing?
They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.
What is that crew wearing?
They are preparing to wear a fake smile at the Country Club.
by Bradtery December 6, 2020
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