communistic cheese

Communistic cheese is the most popular cheese in Russia. Like for example mozarella is the most popular cheese in Italy.

Woman: "What's the most popular cheese in Germany?"
Guy: "Dunno."
Woman: "And what's the most popular cheese in Russia?"
Other Guy: "Hey, hey, I know it! It's communistic cheese!"

by 2Gun Vega April 21, 2008

Eating the cheese

Blowjob. sucking dick. penis loving. sausage sucking.

"Last night, I was eating the cheese."
"Last night, Shanaynay was eating the cheese."
"YO SHANAYNAY ATE MAH CHEESE!"

by Heywood Jablomie November 18, 2005

Door Cheese

Originated from COD MW infected, a glitch where you could stand behind a door, so that the infected couldn't come in; an exploitation used to avoid problems/hostiles in life.

"Tyrone, stop doing a door cheese on your homework by saying you keep disconnecting from the Zoom call, that grade ain't gonna raise itself!"

by FerDcooL1 September 14, 2020

Cuckaroni and Cheese

An individual of the cuckold type so severe you can see the pain in there eyes. This said individual is hostile, sometimes armed and dangerous, and they are often triggered by minor inconveniences. Beware of the Cuckaroni and Cheese because one more fuck of his wife could be the last straw.

Wow guys, Sean let’s his wife fuck anyone but it seems like it’s starting to really get to him. He’s been acting like a real Cuckaroni and Cheese.

by Yeetermcskeeter April 20, 2021

Scrape Cheese

The small amount of cheese (or other dipping sauce) left in a container after being used

Dude all you left me with is scrape cheese to dip in.

by BEEF435 April 22, 2009

morning cheese

Used to describe the phenomena of "stank dick", when said "stank dick" is accompanied by a post coitus layer of dried smegma and is left to ferment until morning.

I woke up with some serious morning cheese baby. Let's go take a shower.

by Dr. Rog November 12, 2015

Grating the Cheese

An act of male masturbation involving grinding on a surface without the use of the hand or other device.

I walked in on my boyfriend grating the cheese last night.

by brutus_maximus October 20, 2012