by Haai February 26, 2020
Get the captain kidneymug. 
Get the Captain Underpants Is Mike Ostroskimug. Being fooled by a money grab disguised as a charitable cause. Usually by unscrupulous thieves in denial about their actions.
I donated to that charity the other day but it turns out my money went towards paying someone's daughter a salary for buying new shoes!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
I was utterly Captain Tommed!
by Professor Robin Hood November 28, 2024
Get the Captain Tommedmug. A phrase commonly used in Philadelphia, meaning that the person’s mental faculties are basically not working normally because of either a drug/narcotics problem or serious mania of schizophrenia, bipolar, or BPD. In this phrase essentially, the captain is a metaphor for the person’s mind and loose means they have basically lost it.
“you see that fellow, Matthew?”
“yes, something does not seem normal”
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”
“yes, something does not seem normal”
“Exactly, he has lost his mind. His mind is a loose captain . He has been like that for a while.”
“Oh, the captain is loose? That saddens me.”
by phillyjoe555 February 26, 2024
Get the loose captainmug. After completing “The Captain’s Surprise” the giver will unplug from the receiver and then use the captains hat to catch any lose shit protruding from the asshole of the receiver. Then, the giver will place the shit filled hat on the receiver while blowing a foghorn.
The Captain’s Special (verb) Jonathan’s hair was caked with shit after receiving “The Captains Special” from Gary. The captains special was a shitty experience.
by Jamsandwich1 June 13, 2023
Get the The Captain’s Specialmug. by Dr tippydick July 21, 2022
Get the El captain penis wrinklemug. "Oh that character is pretty cool."
"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"
"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"
"Yeah, but not as cool or as attractive as Captain Boomerang"
"well that's kinda obvious, nobody's better than Captain Boomerang"
by ILikeCBMs March 13, 2022
Get the Captain Boomerangmug.