blood on the badge

Corruption

Me and my coworker went to buy donuts, when that happened there was a shootout between two cops, as it ended it turned out that one of the Sherriff officers had blood on the badge they own.

by pxrnninjaworldstar August 28, 2024

Blood Waffle

A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.

I gave this chick a blood waffle last night. We were all covered in warm, wet blood after!

by toCheeka May 18, 2011

Blood monkey

The good Old blood monkey is the sacred art of engaging in intercourse but with a slight twist startup in missionary and halfway through then when you're about to ejaculate jump up slit her stomach in half spilling her guts all over the bed jump onto her stomach and Splash the guts everywhere while peeing pooping and farting everywhere while making the sacred noises of the True Blood monkey when you have finished the ACT cut open her stomach and pour all the poo pee and blood into the stomach tyre knot ambitiously and most violently belt her corps with it this act should bring you to ejaculate and finally finish the Beautiful but old art of the blood monkey.

Should of seen it bro gave Mel the blood monkey it was great alot of mess to clean tho she won't leave now:/

by AGHHHHHHHH January 11, 2018

You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen

The best sentence ever to be spoken during a college Title IX hearing.

Although one may be undetectable for HIV in their blood, they can be detectable in their semen since there can be a viral reservoir. You're Talking About Blood, I'm Talking About Semen.

by The Complainant May 12, 2024

Blood

That tasty red liquid that is found in every persons body.

Costumer: Tasty! What was that called again?

Waiter: the blood of the innocent.
Costumer: I'll have two more glasses of - hol' up.

by INeedTherapyPleaseHelp June 25, 2023

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022

we are like the blood in our veins

“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency”

-said by the one and only kuroo😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

“We are like the blood in our veins, we must flow without ever stopping, we must keep the oxygen moving so that the mind can function at peak efficiency”

“Yes daddy 💞💞💞💞”

by Kenmassidehoe July 7, 2021