asian jim

Jim Halpert. Just Jim Halpert. Regular Jim Halpert.

This is Asian Jim, otherwise known as Jim Halpert.

by blitching_glitch August 9, 2018

Asianed

Past tense, for someone who looked Asian at on point in time. Most likely stoned to the bone

Man, last week at that party, we all were Asianed!

by Big Smokey May 5, 2018

Asian

I am Asian and I know it.

This is for you Cap

Swati is Asian and she’s gonna exert her privilege on you lot.

by Swaii December 23, 2020

Asian PP Massage

A massage given by an asian at a massage parlor that includes a spunk spurting. The massage giver squeezes your dick or gives a penis pump to the point of ejaculation. It is customary during almost all massages given by females to their male client. They may or may not ask for an agreement on tip before giving it.

Rack nems: yo dawg we going to the asian Pp massage place tonight?

Stanley anderson: Ya brah, that girl Miwa game me a huge penis pump last time and i blasted her with my baby batter.

by anonymous May 14, 2022

the asian twitch

you do a little destruction of electronics then terrorise a bunch thats just what a asian does.

caused by amphetamines.

dont go over there their doind the asian twitch.

by Cody5050 January 11, 2021

Asian flip

20 asian women, 1 viagra and 2 tabs of acid

Man, im really in need of an asian flip to realign myself with this existance.

by dividebyomega February 1, 2025

Asian

People with families discover that if they miss too many test answers without activity, they may no longer be "Asians." They may be "B'sians."

- That guy is an Asian student at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology because the school is an active place and so is well suited for action-types, not intellectual types.

by LawOfAsians July 4, 2022