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apple juice day

29th of July

A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice
Well I’m drink apple juice on the 29th because is apple juice day, and I believe mental health is important
by Welovehalle July 28, 2021
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alaskan apple cider

This is the act of inserting your penis into a females vagina followed by urinating while it is inside
Marshall gave me the best alaskan apple cider last night, and it felt amazing.
by alaskan guy March 14, 2017
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fighting about apples

Fighting with someone when you're not even sure what you're fighting about. As if the start of the fight was "you ate my apple and I don't even like apples!" Fighting just for the sake of fighting, with no actual point or objective.
Joe: What were you and Cindy fighting about last night?
Tom: I don't know, we were just fighting about apples.
by The Rue October 2, 2009
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Apple Jackie Chan

When a creative team run of quality and/or relevant ideas and instead resort to abstraction. Similar to the term Jump-the-shark, going 'Apple Jackie Chan' is a point of no return for as future output, which afterward consists of disconnected nonsense.
Wow, this TV show really went Apple Jackie Chan real fast. It makes no sense anymore!
by *<@:D February 10, 2022
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apple berry farquaad

when someone lies to you or your board in general you yell this and be told to shut up
don't be a apple berry farquaad
by _ hijack _ October 17, 2018
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Norwegian Apple Pie

1. (noun) A fruit pie with a mainly apple-based filling, originating from central Norway.

2. (noun) A devious sex act involving a vinyl and plastic desk chair, an unopened can of mandarin oranges, five medium sized hypo-allergenic feather pillows, a blowtorch, 18 feet of rope, and a 9-inch red dildo.
I could really go for a Norwegian Apple Pie right now...
by yoctatrine July 27, 2016
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Feed 'em apples

Instead of getting your space ship shot down by some asshole, you crash it into the nearest building.
Watch this, i'm gonna feed 'em apples there, eh?
by AnOldRottenCunt September 28, 2020
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