alex douglas

A very fucked up son of a bitch with no friends and no balls

Fuck Alex Douglas

by Alex Douglas hatter January 5, 2017

Pulling an Alex

When you go on a trail and you take a fat wet diarrhea shit, you then realize that you cannot wipe, luckily your in the forest so you use the leaves. However, you still don't feel very clean, you then remember you have a mask, so you wipe with the mask. After this whole time you need to piss, so you go back to your shit and piss in the shit.

Dude B- Yo, what's up.
Dude- I'm pulling an Alex.
Dude B- Gross! Can I watch?

by NotCurrentlyPullingAnAlex April 1, 2021

Pull an Alex

When you lurk in the group chat and read all the messages without actually saying anything

Why’s Sarah not saying anything?
Oh, she’s probably just gonna pull an alex

by chimpo11 July 17, 2019

alex herrera

Alex herrera is from mexican decent and doesn’t get a lot of girl. He is also un athletic and has a crave for tacos

Look at that beaner alex herrera lol

by 1234567oof November 25, 2018

Mr. Alex

from a town named after murdered tribal people. Plays frosbee by himself in the park. Watches birds to get excited. Likes the Milwuakee Sucks. Teaches history like he is having a birthday party. for himself. Young boy.

Mr. Alex plays frosbee on the weekends

by Ouagadougou May 10, 2019

Alex Show

Any kind of show, mostly anime, that you might not want to be caught watching

"Do you want to watch "My Stepmom's Daughter Is My Ex,"" "No, that's an Alex Show"

by anonymous November 22, 2022

Alex Status

The position one finds themselves in having overcome an unsurnountable burden out of their immediate control

I was trapped at the bottom of a well and there was no way out, but then the well flooded and I could swim to the top and achieve Alex Status

by HooseOfWidnes March 24, 2022