Alabama

A place where all the "Racist white cops" go to finger all the black thots

Yo nick, let's head over to Alabama in the moring

by Snowboy19 June 2, 2020

Alabama

My name because my parents are assholes

Rando: Your name is Alabama?

Me: yeah..
Rando: like the state?
Me: yeah
Rando: oh, so like.. do you kiss your cousin?
Me: *dissapointed pikachu face*

by Ahaha lol June 5, 2020

Alabama

A state that is no where near racist as Oregon.

Oregonian: You're from Alabama? You must be super racist like us.

Me: Not at all. There are a lot of minorities in Alabama. Why is it so white here? Oh yeah, because Oregon is super racist.

by SuperBerry August 5, 2020

Alabama

Idk just watch pink guy white is right

You can fuck you sister in Alabama

by XxSaZe_SunxX August 27, 2020

Alabama Boombox

When you and your brother start foolin around but you gotta turn some music up so dad doesn’t hear and come in to beat you with jumper cables.

Me and my brother were curious so we did an ole Alabama Boombox to keep dad from get suspicious

by Don Binks September 20, 2020

Alabama Windsock

A used condom.

There was an alabama windsock in my dumpster this morning!

by Roxieroad September 21, 2020

Alabama tow motor

When having sex with your sibling, or kin, your pappy walks in, to avoid being caught you left said kin up - while maintaining full insertion - you carry them out of the room to safety.

Oh man! I was porking my sister the other night when grandaddy almost caught me. Luckily I Alabama tow motored the fuck out of there.

by Adotl45 October 3, 2020