Jordan

That Nigga just a bitch, he’s ugly af and looks all quemado and shit. Fucking burnt ass tortilla. I just know his room smells like ass

Ew it’s that ugly ass Nigga Jordan and his dad who sucks in seeds.

by Yesniggaitstrue September 20, 2022

Jordan

A guy with an a million dollar smile. Makes a crude amount of your mom jokes but 90 percent of them are 10/10 so it’s acceptable. So handsome you have to make sure your sister and mom don’t fall for him!! Gives good hugs and better kisses. Has no earthly idea how to say goodbye. Be careful, he will become your favorite person, proceed with caution if you don’t plan on being obsessed.

Whose that absolutely god tier dude on the hover board over there? Oh that’s Jordan

by ninja fairy supervillain January 8, 2022

International fuck Jordan's bitch day

This is a very special and dear United States holiday with everybody goes to fuck Jordan's bitch

"it's international fuck Jordan's bitch day let's go see the hoe!

by slimeyshotts April 30, 2025

Jordan

Big peen

R kid Jordan has a massive peen

by TrapLordJ January 26, 2020

Jordan

An ugly short midget with a fat ass forehead, and smells like crab fart.

Jordan Uglyness

by cidzz February 19, 2023

Jordan Sand

Medicinal product developed in eastern Petra preferably inhaled through a hookah pipe or through the nostrils.

Mohammed is on that Jordan sand again

by Band Substance Abuse April 13, 2019

Jordan

Jordan,also known as mine bomer,is a pathetic loser,who makes art on instagram under the name @minebomer,he likes watermelon flavored candy,art,and his bed and his mama im sorry,50 dub,i really got it tatted on me,WAIT DON'T TYPE THAT,STOP TYPING WHAT I AM SAYING,THIS DON'T GO IN HERE BRO STOP!! DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU bghb bm cvn hvv cccvfofij bn,alright,anyway,follow his ig or something idek he make cool art :)

jordan trash cans

by idk who i am...... November 22, 2021