one foot toe cooch

where someone puts their toe up someone's butt

yo dude, i gave rhea a one foot toe cooch the other day and she loved it!

by joshandrhea May 15, 2016

Footed

Being so unbelievably high, you can even think straight.

"Yo Sosa Im footed right now"-LJ
"Yea he's footed"-Sosa

by Footedmeister March 11, 2025

Duck Foot Pistol

When a man with a partially erect penis has two erect penises inserted into his foreskin.
It is encouraged to make gun noises.

If both men ejaculate at the same time, it's called jamming the gun.

The orgy's not as good since Jerry left, but with three people, we can still make a duck foot pistol.

Gary was sad that the Viagra kicked in so quickly and he was unable to make a duck foot pistol.

by Ansel Omen May 26, 2021

foot goblin

A foot goblin, or most commonly known as a feet goblin, is a person or animal who attacks the feet. For instance, when your cat attacked your foot, that is what foot, goblin would be described as.

Guy 1: dude get off my feet!
Guy 2: you can’t walk no more ha ha
Guy 1: dude you’re being such a foot goblin right now.

by Belle boo April 21, 2023

Smash Foot

Your main "Smashing Foot". Mainly used to stomp on things in an aggressive manner.

"Come on, Johnny! Use your Smash Foot!"

by judgebredd May 2, 2021

Four-Foot Drive

When the passenger's and driver's feet end up controlling either the brake pedal or the gas pedal simultaneously during orgasm.

Two people having sex in the drivers seat while driving accidentally lose control of the car because their violent orgasm while driving.

Linda and I almost took a four-foot drive over the edge of the cliff driving down bluff road the other day.

by SonyaO March 7, 2011

One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016