Something you use to explain the fact that you never catch a break no matter what you are doing or how hard you may try to fight it.
by UDMaster101 February 13, 2022
Get the The Forbidden Breakmug. On January 17th your toughest friend had to try to break their nose and if they don't the next day they get slapped by all of their friends
by Veganwater December 2, 2019
Get the Break ya nose daymug. A Mommy Pee Break is when a mother goes to the loo for a second and the kids decide to use that exact moment to raise all sorts of hell and run amok. Usually ends up in the house being trashed or burned down.
Candice: I just left them for a second and when I came back, all hell was loose! The ADSL cable is unplugged, the flatscreen TV has been demolished, my two year old is covered in cream, my perfume has been thrown down the sink and the dog has been painted green! All in the time it took for me to have a pee!
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
Jacques: Sounds like a standard Mommy Pee Break. If they are still alive and the house is still standing, we are doing good.
Candice: FML
by laserswordofdeath +3 April 19, 2018
Get the Mommy Pee breakmug. When you are having trouble dealing with your friends and your don't want to punch them in the face.
by ChopoPork July 31, 2021
Get the friend breakmug. by .6.7.6.Opne.6.7.6.Parenthesis. May 2, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Break You Out Of YOur Mouth<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a character in a movie, show, or other media says something along the lines of "You think this is a movie? Well, it's not.", saying they aren't in a movie when they really are.
by SlipperyButterBoi July 28, 2023
Get the 5th Wall Breakingmug. by ThatOneSusFriend December 5, 2022
Get the Russian break-inmug.