Douche Balloon

when a person becomes such a douche, they expand to the size of a Macy's float, and explode into Douche Sauce.

Man, Tommy is such a Douche Balloon

Chris had a great explosion the other night, too bad it's because he's a douche balloon

by TheDyNASTYass December 23, 2011

Douche Metal

When a douchebag listens to certain overly popular bands who consider them metal when in reality they're not

You see that douchebag right there? He likes Five Finger Death Punch. That's Douche Metal

by Ormagoddenatron June 9, 2017

Douche Move

Douche Move: v. def. Anything stupid done that makes one look like an even bigger douche.

ex. She fell into the raft. It was a real douche move.

by BeaverSlapper August 6, 2008

douche mover

one who moves douchily

dude you are such a douche mover

by monkeytitnuts February 14, 2010

Act A Douche

1. The act of behaving like a complete douche bag.
2. A male, who has no clue about how to dress, talk to women, etc, but acts or "fronts" like he does know.

Dave totally fucked up his date with Lisa....she told me that all he talked about was his gay stamp collection. What a way to act a douche!!

by Ryan_W February 20, 2009

Douche Canoe

Nolan

"Hey, look at that douche canoe over there!"
'Who? Nolan?'

by whatadouchecanoe January 1, 2012

Douche Act

An action only a douche would do that often involves being a heartless jerk.

Geo: "Did you see how Joe just slapped Lindsey's soda out of her hand?"

Jason: "Yeah, what a douche act, he's such a douche."

by Walrus I Am January 27, 2010