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Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome

When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.
"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:

Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"

Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"

enters guy 3

Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"

Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"

Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "
by DaveNeedtheprotector! May 14, 2013
mugGet the Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndromemug.

Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+

Its the greatest Pizza Tower mod ever. Like really great. Very very great. I dont have to explain more, its just a great pizza tower mod.
Person A: yo dude check it out its Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+
Person B: holy shit dude, thats so hot. lets kiss
Person A: yeah sure
by zigissocool September 23, 2023
mugGet the Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+mug.

Level 1 Pizza Boy

Not a level 99 Mob Boss and is the starting level of any incoming mafia member, as depicted by the super realistic mafia game: Mafia City.
Oh wow, look at that level 1 pizza boy. I bet he forgot to trip over a rock and level up after breaking his spine.
by TheoSharpe January 5, 2019
mugGet the Level 1 Pizza Boymug.

Pizza Roll Napkin

a tampon that falls out in front of a LARGE audience and chills on the couch for all to see!
Guy- "what is that???"

she grabs quickly

Girl- "A pizza roll napkin!!!"

she is very embarassed!!
by Chanel && Sam February 20, 2009
mugGet the Pizza Roll Napkinmug.

Out pizza the hut

Out pizza the hut is impossible but one man out pizza the one man is joshua Weissman
It impossible to out pizza the hut for 99.9 percent of people
by Chod’s cheats May 9, 2020
mugGet the Out pizza the hutmug.

Family Size Pizza

Part symbolism, part synecdoche - used in place of something large or over-sized.
"He said he was gonna go grab food and shit. He must be grabbing some fuckin' family size pizza!"
by shelleywebster July 16, 2019
mugGet the Family Size Pizzamug.

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