by Saiki May 13, 2005
Get the chocolate marsmallow pizzamug. When your asshole puckers the morning after a hard night of beer drinking and or after Pizza eating. Usually followed by intense diarrhea and or "beer shits", bloating, a rotting dead road kill in the sun for 4 days smell, and discomfort.
"Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:
Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"
enters guy 3
Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"
Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"
Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "
Guy 1 "Dude I drank a 12 pack and eat 2 twelve inch pizzas last night. I gotta shit so bad my asshole is puckered up like shes ready for a kiss.:
Guy 2 "sounds like you got a bad case of the Beer Pucker syndrome"
Guy 1 " OH, Not anymore it breached the lips"
enters guy 3
Guy 3 " Fuck, why does it smell like the time my cat got hit by that car and baked in the sun for a few days?"
Guy 2" John couldn't hold his irritable beer pucker syndrome and ruined a new pair of pants!"
Wife 1 "Don't let him change in the house, go outside! "
by DaveNeedtheprotector! May 14, 2013
Get the Pizza and or Beer Pucker syndromemug. Not a level 99 Mob Boss and is the starting level of any incoming mafia member, as depicted by the super realistic mafia game: Mafia City.
Oh wow, look at that level 1 pizza boy. I bet he forgot to trip over a rock and level up after breaking his spine.
by TheoSharpe January 5, 2019
Get the Level 1 Pizza Boymug. Its the greatest Pizza Tower mod ever. Like really great. Very very great. I dont have to explain more, its just a great pizza tower mod.
Person A: yo dude check it out its Pizza Tower: Special Delivery+
Person B: holy shit dude, thats so hot. lets kiss
Person A: yeah sure
Person B: holy shit dude, thats so hot. lets kiss
Person A: yeah sure
by zigissocool September 23, 2023
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