Skip to main content

This shit hurts

by Samantha Jo November 7, 2019
mugGet the This shit hurtsmug.

Fucked all to shit

Being so drunk or high that you can not complete even the most basic task or function. The state of mind where all you can do is say things that make no sense and/or break things.
I was so fucked all to shit last night, I don't even know what I did. I woke up in a ditch and none of my friends will even talk to Me
by aasdfgthyjkl May 1, 2011
mugGet the Fucked all to shitmug.

champion shit

When one does stupid shit, while knowing it’s stupid shit, simply because they’ve made some sort of commitment to some sort of deity.
Yeah, we would have had some information but this one was doing champion shit and killed everyone
by Eva Anjlving March 24, 2024
mugGet the champion shitmug.

A shit ton of cum

A slang used to describe large amounts of ejaculate.
James: " Would you look at the floor!"

John: " Well that's a shit ton of cum."
by AnnonDomminiDO819 November 19, 2023
mugGet the A shit ton of cummug.

fixing shit

Fixing something completely random or unspecified. In most cases, if "shit" is replaced with "stuff", the sentences remain equivalent. If a possessive pronoun, like "your" or "their", is used between "fix" and "shit", this changes the meaning of "shit" to something along the lines of "mess", this often is referring to a personal mess, but also could be a social mess or physical mess.
Frank: "My parents aren't home, do you wanna come over?"
Evelyn: "I'm fixing shit right now, but I'm coming as soon as it's taken care of."

Daniel: *spills beans on the floor*
Claire: "You should probably fix this shit before someone slips and gets hurt."

Bob: "I lost all my life savings and the house because of a bet."
Alice: "You seriously gotta fix your shit man."
by Vebb November 15, 2023
mugGet the fixing shitmug.

Dem lil shits

I'm finna move dem lil shits.
by Lil square May 31, 2016
mugGet the Dem lil shitsmug.

Shitting Boots

Corrupt people who are compromised under army's influence and pressure such that their shit is even boot shaped
Dont believe him, he must be shitting boots.
by UrbanLafanga February 10, 2024
mugGet the Shitting Bootsmug.

Share this definition