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I'm the one you don't fuck with

A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.
Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O
by dogottsel August 27, 2013
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you got knocked the fuck out

standard speech for some fool to yell on an internet fight video after someone goes down. waaaaayyyy played out.

makes me CRINGE and i immediately want to slap the fuck out the person who says it...
it always happens in the following succession:

1. first you hear: 'get em homie'... 'get that nigga'... 'fuck that bitch up'

2. then: <SMACK> ... fist to face

3. quickly followed by a: <SMACK> ... head/body hits ground

4. here it comes 100% of the time: 'AHHHHHH, YOU GOT KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT'
by sickofthepussies August 17, 2007
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Look at all the fucks I give!

When one holds both their hands out in the formation of an empty cup and then says, "Look at all the fucks I give!"

It's used as a common form of I don't give a fuck.
Ashley Anabelle: "Tess! My body is on fire!"

Tess Marie: "Look at all the fucks I give!"

But we're just joking we love each other! <3
by Ashley Anabelle and Tess Marie January 17, 2011
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Tounge Fuck My Fart Box

How about you tounge fuck my fart box, little fucker.
by TJtay300 December 2, 2016
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well im not here to fuck spiders

used in a super obvious question as a reply that involves why your here.
your at a pizza place and the guy asks

pizza guy: are you here to buy some pizza
you: well im not here to fuck spiders
by illigalnavy November 23, 2015
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Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC)

A secret society of African American men with massive penises that have been around since the beginning of time, with one goal of fucking all the tight juicy asses they can find throughout History.

They are led by a Large Swole Man named “Gerron the Big Black Sugar Daddy”
Dude I ran into the Big Dick Fuck Clan (BDFC) last night. My asshole is destroyed

Bro my grandpa told me stories about the BDFC they have been fucking asses since the dawn of time.

It doesn’t matter if your a man or a woman. The BDFC will come for that ass.
by Robert (The Daddy) Armstrong September 5, 2022
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