Let’s face it school is the cause of everyone’s problems in life. Depression, anxiety, getting bullied, pure pressure, suicide, toxic friends, and you get in trouble for grades.
by Dracomalfoyismyhusband November 19, 2020
Get the schoolmug. a one waste of skill thats gonna be fucking you in the ass and the teacher have high hopes and expectations while my autistic brain think differently yet they think its an excuse and most jobs require a proof that you finished school and thats a bullshit standard your parents also have high expectations but its gonna fuck you in the ass again
school wasted my time i prefer doing a bungee jump to a spike pit rather than being stuck in a prison for kids
by deez knots January 4, 2023
Get the Schoolmug. An absurdly expensive private prep school with good teachers, terrible leadership, burnt out neurodivergent stoner students, and evil middle schoolers. Under the dictatorship of Supreme Leader Lori Strauss, prices for regular things are jacked way up while antisemitism is brushed over.
Student 1: "Have you heard what happened to The Field School after Lori Strauss took over?"
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
Student 2: "Yeah, we both go there. I can't believe she removed the Latin department by personally defenestrating Hugh McElroy."
Student 1: "Yeah, and the public execution she held for the physics teacher Jared was horrible."
Student 2: "Well at least we still have David Kongstvedt, Field School history teacher and writer of 2008's Osiris Ford."
by Botto B Bobbs January 7, 2024
Get the The Field Schoolmug. Prison school built for dumb children and racist science teachers. And school shooter drawings. A stupid child that says the N-word on an instagram live.(Hes not black) There is bo windows in most of the school so u lose track of how long u have been inside. Poor Sally never came out:( There is alot of chill teachers tho. Some of them r rly nice and funny. Going outside for lunch is fun tho
“Oh, fuck!” He exlcaimed “ I stubbed my J. Luoton Middle School” This means that he stubbed hs J. Lupton Middle School
by Cock N Ball Torturer December 29, 2021
Get the J. Lupton Middle Schoolmug. Gbems, In grand blanc michigan is a fun little place filled with annoying ass people. All the girls are either weirdos, lululemon girls, or ghetto asf. Ur either super rich or super poor. And all the boys are weird af and ugly. We got pregnant 7th graders too, how? BC EVERYONES A HOE. too many ppl alr addicted to vaping and drinking n shit like yall are 13 calm down. The people at lunch are annoying af and the food tastes like shit. “Bacon sandwich” nigga tf thats not bacon its built like a piece of paper. If u go here i hate you a lot probably.
by Juicypp March 15, 2023
Get the Grand Blanc East Middle Schoolmug. A school with no budget to spend even on a single lift. Yea there are no lifts it this damn fucktard of a school. teachers there have a total of 0 years of teaching experience with the constant mindset of just making money. To make up for their low ass budget, they make their food prices BLOODY expensive like $7 for a bowl of teryaki chicken rice typa shit which is barely enough to fill a normal singaporean student. They also decided to only grant 30 minutes for recess and still teachers fail to release their students on time, thus disabling them for queuing for their food. And last but not least, in the whole school there is absolutely not a single level with bathrooms available for both genders, it must always only be for one gender. Did i forget to mention their strict ass discipline master that has a far ass hairline and still wants to call people out for having hair that is too long.
FUHUA SECONDARY SCHOOL NO BUDGET.
by LHKO November 24, 2023
Get the FUHUA SECONDARY SCHOOLmug. 