Bro, I heard Titties shit his pants again when they were driving through the bad weather. Talk about a shit storm
by DD Alwhiney March 5, 2023
Get the Shit stormmug. Bearded Jesus looking type of gentleman who cannot control his bowel movements and thus deficates on people’s lawns like an annoying neighbours cat
by Dangermou5e October 15, 2020
Get the Person who shits in gardensmug. 1) when large amounts of hot molten diarrhea or soft stool exits your bum causing a burning sensation on your rectum
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
2) when a women has unprotected sex with a man who although makes a somewhat decent salary believes himself to be astronomically more successful than he actually is and does not realize that he will not make a salary significantly higher than what he does now for the vast majority of his life.
The man is referred to as a hot shit and taking a hot shit mean a women having unprotected sex with him.
The hot shit also has little to no redeeming qualities and although he often weighs less that 185 lbs believes himself to be a serious weight lifter. He is also only able to score with attractive women when the women is significantly inebriated by drugs or alcohol enough so not to be able to consent. when he is unable to locate and seduce the drunkest girl in the bar he will often himself become drunk and be exploited by a fat chick at last call.
If the hot shit successful exploits a drunk women this will lead to abortion, plan b and possibly criminal charges. If he himself is exploited by a fat chick this will lead to court ordered child support payment and a fatherless upbringing. hot shit will then become angry with his new difficulties in exploit attractive women dew to the financial burden of child support payments or the social and legal ramifications of sexual exploitation of an attractive women to drunk to consent.
A hot shit will sully anything it enters.
Jamie’s friend:
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:
“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
“Jamie took a hot shit from the bar last night, he’s been arrested and charged, she also got rid of the shit stain he left inside her”
Jamie’s other friend:
“What a disaster! I hope he gets butt fucked in jail!”
Fat chick:
“I took a hot shit from a bar 10 months ago, now I don’t have to pay for rent or food for 18 years!!!! Now all I do is stay at home eat and sit on the couch with my child all day! I LOVE taking a hot shit I’m going to find a new one next week!
by Jimmy knows 42 July 25, 2024
Get the taking a hot shitmug. A "Bandit Shit" is the act of using public toilet (e.g.: gas station or store) with absolutely no intention of buying goods or services from said store
by Deanerjeffrey June 10, 2018
Get the bandit shitmug. by Somewhatstrange May 10, 2022
Get the Shit Actressmug. Did you take your car to a dirt wash?
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.
Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.
No, it just shit rain on my car yesterday.
Honey, you should clean the windows outside.
Naw, it's fine. You can barely see the dirt.
Ok, just wait until it shit rains on the windows.
by sdklegend June 6, 2015
Get the Shit rainmug. Example 1: (No Dip)
"Is that me I'm So Cute!" (Posted By Luka)
"Your Fake" (Posted By ruzowa Cloudy)
"No Dip Sherlock 😂" (Posted By •Aijunko•)
(No shit/Dip is By far one of the most Important phrases)
"Is that me I'm So Cute!" (Posted By Luka)
"Your Fake" (Posted By ruzowa Cloudy)
"No Dip Sherlock 😂" (Posted By •Aijunko•)
(No shit/Dip is By far one of the most Important phrases)
by Kcihc_eno_taht August 13, 2017
Get the No Shit/Dipmug.